hvlthgxth-deactivated20241124:

Allow me to de-introduce myself

My name is [redacted]

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notkatniss:

This IS making me lose it

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magnify-my-eye:

bifilms:

kanye west: i’m running for president

all of us who have already gotten used to 2020’s fuckery:

Reminder for Americans: DO NOT vote for him whatever you do. Doesn’t matter if you’re serious or want to do it as a joke.

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scaryniner:

Listening to drake at the gym, people think this is sweat rolling down my face but it’s actually tears

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goldenn-graphite:

soupy-cooper:

Was anyone gonna tell me Vincent Martella, voice of Phineas Flynn on the Disney Channel original show Phineas and Ferb is on some absolute king shit on his twitter or did i just have to see this amazing series of tweets myself?

There’s more just go fucking look yourself

BOY’S ON SOME REAL KING SHIT LEMME TELL YA

I have to add this gem

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dukeofbookingham:

millennial-review:

Oh hey I haven’t yelled about voting in a while

Reposting this because some of y’all need a reminding.

Another reminder:

VOTE YOUR WHOLE BALLOT.

A Democratic President does nothing if Congress is controlled by Republicans. Your local elections are important, too. (It took us 20 years, but you notice we don’t have issues with our sheriff out here in Phoenix now we’ve voted out Joe Arpaio.)

Don’t skip any. Look up names on your phone while you’re in the ballot booth if you have to. VOTE YOUR WHOLE BALLOT.

A PSA because a lot of people don’t know this:

You CAN take your phone into the ballot booth, no one will stop you. You CAN google names from inside the ballot booth, no one will stop you. The only time you can get in trouble is, in some states, if you take a photo of your ballot. You CAN also take a long time voting. There are lots of booths usually, don’t worry about the line if you need to think about anything.

Voting is not a high school exam. You’re allowed to bring your phone. Please do that in case there’s something on the ballot you don’t understand!

You can also register to vote by mail! That means you can use google and take all the time you need to fill out your ballot! I don’t know how it works in other states but California specifically has made voting by mail extremely easy and hassle free and most people I know vote by mail.

VOTE GUYS PLEASE GOD

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virginsacrificer:

crush accidentally makes physical contact with you

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zackisontumblr:

being in your 20s is like playing the sims except your sim won’t do any god damn thing you tell them and all your bars are moderately orange to an ugly shade of red

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adhdalistair:

heard there was a new meme round these parts

This is such a huge mood

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